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BEER QUOTES

Started by Dave Savoie, February 17, 2011, 07:53:29 PM

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Dave Savoie

Life is too short to drink bad beer. You only have one liver...destroy it wisely!
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Richard

"People who drink light 'beer' don't like beer; they just like to piss a lot."
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Bulk Aging: Silence of the Lambics (Pitched 13/05/2012).
Owed: JQ LSA x 1, Kyle Stout x 1 & IPA x 1.

Brian_S

Quote from: "Richard""People who drink light 'beer' don't like beer; they just like to piss a lot."

Wait...I know this one......
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
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Richard

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Kegged: air.
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Bulk Aging: Silence of the Lambics (Pitched 13/05/2012).
Owed: JQ LSA x 1, Kyle Stout x 1 & IPA x 1.

Brian_S

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Jack Handy


"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old."
-Martin Luther

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
-Kaiser Welhelm

"We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the

beer makes itself."
-Fritz Maytag, President Anchor Brewing


"From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world."
-Saint Arnold of Metz, The patron Saint of Brewers


I'm partial to Saint Arnold myself...

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Hawoh

I feel sorry for all the non-drinkers in the world. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day.
-unknown

Kyle

I think that last one is George Carlin
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Brian_S

I would have said Frank Sinatra.

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Richard

Brian wins at google again :P
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Kegged: air.
Primary: air.
Bulk Aging: Silence of the Lambics (Pitched 13/05/2012).
Owed: JQ LSA x 1, Kyle Stout x 1 & IPA x 1.

Brian_S

In my defense that last one did come from my noggin, although I confirmed via the googlee.
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Dave Savoie

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Kinky Friedman


Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Don Marquis
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Shawn


Kyle

On the side of my pint glass:

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome. --Churchill
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Planned: IPA
Fermenting: --

Justin C

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Tony L

People have to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer.