I picked 4 on the hoppy scale and got this:
"Porter. You're definitely a sophisticated person who loves a beer that's rich in flavor. You've got a bit of class and you're okay with only sipping on a few beers in a night. "
hoppy porter maybe

sophisticated person - definitely not.
loves beer that is rich in flavor - hell yes.
bit of class - maybe a little, a good beer deserves a proper glass to drink from right?
OK sipping on a few beers in a night sounds right