am guessing you'd need a pilot first. I know some guys who work in film, but I rather doubt they'd do so for free...
... or does someone here have a camera etc? (I mean a DV camera with at least a tripod)
would have to be very, /very/ careful not to come off like elitist assholes + make such a show interesting.
I suspect we should develop the strength of this site before moving forward to other media with such a confident stride.