I know you're joking, but please don't assume I think they deserve reverance! Like anyone else, I really like some I've made, some I have not enjoyed much at all, and others (the majority) have been in-between.
I find the main problem with trying to judge your own beers is that it's hard not to be too critical, but at the same time, sometimes you need someone to point out a flaw that maybe you've missed due to your own taste.